Houman's Quote Server Introduction

These are quotes that I have collected over the years. I just thought I'd share them with you. They are mostly from movies, but some are from songs, TV, chatrooms, my friends, etc. Feel free to use them in your everyday life, as long as you give credit where credit is due. And remember the prime directive of quoting: "Don't fuck with the quote." Don't try to improvise. It's not a victimless crime. Anyway, feel free to e-mail me if you see a typo or misquote, want to add a quote, or would like explanation or context regarding a quote. Enjoy!

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