Category	Deep Impact	Armageddon
Offending chunk of rock is a	comet the size of Texas named Wolf	asteroid the size of Texas named Dottie
Brilliant idea on how to stop it is to	land on it and drill multiple holes and bury and explode nukes	land on it and drill one hole and bury and explode nuke
Earth impact in	one year	18 days
Incredible amount of stuff accomplished in that time	Underground caves built to house one million people. Shuttle propulsion system consisting of firing nuclear weapons assembled in space.	Two shuttles launch planned. Rag tag crew of drillers space-trained. Drill design fixed. Deep space remote nuke detonation mechanism designed.
New funky shuttle(s) called	?	Freedom and Independence
President with world's greatest speech writers played by	Morgan Freeman	Stanley Anderson (I've never heard of him either.)
Major city destroyed by a small chunk of main rock	New York	Paris
Term used for impact	Extinction Level Event (As shown on UC Berkeley Paleontology website, woo hoo!)	Global Killer
Wait, is this a movie or just a big advertisement for	MSNBC	Aerosmith
Crusty old guy hero played by	Robert Duvall	Bruce Willis
Hot chick that stays on Earth and looks worried a lot played by	Tia Leoni	Liv Tyler
Moral decision	Which 800,000 people to save?	Blow the nuke before they dig the hole or give them a chance to dig it, baby?
Let's kill this guy for no reason	Jon Favreau	Entire astronaut crew of second shuttle (And, for kicks, bounce the pilot off the other shuttle's cockpit after he's sucked out into outer space)
Tidal wave created by impact described as	Two miles highs and travelling at the speed of sound	Three miles high
Nuclear winter caused by dust kicked up by impact said to last	2 years	1000 years
Money lines	"Does anyone know how big the one that killed the dinosaurs was?" "You're gonna have more sex than anyone in your class." "Really?" "They don't care about getting killed. Only about looking good on TV." "Look at the bright side. We'll all have high schools named after us." "When I was 11, I took $32 from your wallet." "When you were a baby, I once dropped you on your head." "Cities are fallen, but they are re-built. Heroes die but they are remembered."	"65 Million Years Later" (Opening tag line) "It might be pieces of the shuttle." "It might be Santa Claus. We should check it out!" "I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape." "That's sweet, Carl." "Grace." "Hi, Harry." "I asked you repeatedly to call me dad." "Sorry, Harry." "This is pretty much the smartest man on the planet. You might wanna listen to him." "The United States government just asked you to save the world." "You're already heroes. Sit back and enjoy the ride." "Men, this is what we trained for. Now suck it up!" "Captain America here overshot the landing site by 26 miles." "How the hell do you know that?" "Because I'm a genius." "Oh man, what are you doing with a gun in space." "Houston, you have a problem." "Get off the nuclear warhead." "I just wanna feel that kind of power between my legs." "Well, we all gotta die, right? I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world."
Jerry's Final Thoughts	Scary, emotionally charged, great special effects, check it out.	Scary, emotionally charged, great special effects, check it out.