Suddenly, the universe explains itself, "Chaos... is a woman." *** we went to fry's. we bought an iMac. ieeeee why? i feel dirty somehow. *** were i to buy an iMac, i would get the purple one. except for the fact that they called it grape. *** Objection! Adding a 4th to the chord! "Sustained." *** -stav beatmeister one rad outfit lots of hotties one rad VP solo ... I'm home early. *** > I have puny arms! * stav_work flexes her puny arms! > bow to the might of my pasta-fed spaghetti arms! *** > we're going to see how long it takes to bake them. > all that needs to happen is for the mozzarella to melt. Your arms? Not too long, I guess Maybe 20 minutes at 300 degrees. *** sexy? Yes? *** Name: warez.cpio.org Address: 127.0.0.1 hehehe d00d! this site has all my files on it! *** (*) chaos rolls her eyes. (*) geordan winks at devo. you rolled a 3, elaine. *** Maso: Hurt me! Hurt me! Sado: No. Cian *** Boredcast Message from soda!aspolito (ttyBN) at 16:28 ... I luv my pretty pony :) He likes to nuzzle me and it is so cute I just wanna DIE! :):):):):):) Boredcast Message from soda!chaos (ttyCD) at 16:29 ... Are you okay, Anthony? *** "... so I stopped by, and- boy, I make short stories long." - Michael Francisco *** Boredcast Message from soda!ausman (ttyFx) at 13:31 ... where's aaron? Boredcast Message from soda!danh (ttyDW) at 13:32 ... china Boredcast Message from soda!brain (ttyEP) at 13:33 ... did he get jobs yet? Boredcast Message from soda!danh (ttyDW) at 13:33 ... he's only been there about an hour give him more time *** nick isn't evil at all nick wears sandals with socks *** hey, elaine you're getting the hang of this context thing cool *** Bijoua gossips 'I want a pet black widow' Stardeo gossips 'I want a car.' Bijoua gossips 'I'll get you a car if you get me a pet spider' Stardeo gossips 'A Toyota Prius?' Bijoua gossips 'I was thinking more along the lines of a Hotwheel.' Stardeo gossips 'You can have a beagle then.' *** sunny day everything's a-ok sweepin the Clouds A Way *** WONK WONK WONK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK *** if playing with your contacts rmemeber that oyu jsut had thai food *** Boredcast Message from soda!seano (ttyBH) at 10:56 ... > Britney Spears' third studio album comes out next month, and it contains a few > curse words that she knows some parents may not want their children to hear. this marks the end of civilization well, this and that the most successful golfer is black and the most successful rapper is white. *** becasue I don't have anywhere else to be except my car ... and I get wireless ethernet if I'm close to n0rp ... me> geordan, lea's on your doorstep hoserchatting geordan> uh..huh. maybe i should go home then. *** broccoli cowers before me! (bean sprouts are spared my wrath.) *** Every human being needs a unique name, isn't that true tony-3238592? bite me, peter-5278396. Those are supposed to be in hex. How do you know it isn't? *** heh Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool" *** Marina gossips 'You're reminding me of me when I don't shut up. You get in trouble for that.' *** Someone gossips 'SEX is good. Sex change is BAD.' Marina gossips 'I'm 13. Haven't found about the first. The latter is true.' *** Ool gossips 'im blond and cursed' *** (*) aspolito does a little dance (*) chialea makes a little love (*) niloc gets down tonight *** Lucius squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable. Tsukino says 'Hmm...Lucius's surrounded by mean imms. Well, except for Foxtail.' Lucius nods. Tsukino says 'What should we do to him?' Tsukino pats you on your head. Lucius says 'luckily i already hate you all....except for foxtail.....' Lucius grins evilly. Tsukino says 'She could be mean if she tried, I'm sure.' Lucius nods. Lucius says 'she could break all my joints with one hand' Lucius nods quietly to himself. What a wacko. Gothos sulks in the corner. Gothos says 'You don't hate me, do you?' Lucius says 'no, not until after i'm beyond your control anyway...' Tsukino grins evilly at Lucius. Tsukino says 'Don't make me...' Lucius says 'right now i'm just a kiss ass liar who'll say anything for favors and scraps' *** i've decided that what i want this spring is a let's-lets-stroll-around-the-park-holding-hands-and-feeding- the-ducks-and-after-our-picnic-i'm-taking-you-to-see-the- scorpion-king-not-cause-i-would-actually-enjoy-trashy-action- flicks-but-because-i-know-you-do boyfriend. *** 1 2 3 2 1! contact! is the secret! is the moment! when everything happens! *** Zaran gossips 'Kroz told me HE changed my title..NOT you...' *** Foxtail: yes... Kilbane, adopted by wild giants Gothos: Like Faelyn! Abandoned at birth and raised by wild hot dogs Gothos: Kilbane, abandoned on the doorstep of an orphanage at 2 months. Drop-kicked by the matron for being butt-ugly, so was left in the wild, where he was adopted by a family of paper clips and a box of sunmaid raisins. Foxtail: *laugh* Foxtail: Where do the giants come in, though? Gothos: The giants ate the raisins and picked their teeth with the paper clips, silly. Foxtail: oh. Foxtail: *smack forehead* riiiiiight. Gothos: Taking Kilbane to their camp where he served as the Chief's loincloth for 6 months without being noticed. Gothos: That's where he gets his steely spirit, and his unmistakable odour. Gothos: Look, Kilgen (kilbane's son) even has a giant last name! Foxtail: Kilbane has a son and isn't married? Foxtail: The SCANDAL! Gothos: Divine conception. Foxtail: If I were drinking something, it'd be coming out of my nose right now. Gothos: Kilbane was the loincloth of "Um Big Chief Hubba Bubba, son of Joosy Froot" Gothos: He was held in high regard by the entire colony. *** Foxtail: only a few issues Foxtail: 1. melted ice = water *** Gothos: set char tsukino hours 0 Gothos: MC Tsukino: It's a good thing that doesn't work... Tsukino: *shiver* *** Peatr tells you 'Whatcha killing?' You tell Peatr 'Gothos.' *** Gothos says 'He can't haggle :)' You say 'I know.' Gothos says 'I know you know' Gothos says 'I just want you to know I know you know.' Gothos says 'You know?' You say 'But I know you know I know you know.' You say 'And now I will pull a Lotex.' You say '"Riiiiiiiiight."' Gothos says 'But surely that would mean that you know I know that you know, as well as me knowing that you know that I know?' *** local> You've been a bad boy, Kippy. Kippy whimpers softly. Kippy says 'who said that?' local> This is a Higher Power. Kippy says 'is Not...' Kippy says 'it's only the great Gothos' Kippy says 'the mastermind of the Rom awards' local> Who says it's Gothos? Gothos: force foxtail IS TOO! Kippy says 'it could be eioven' Eioven gossips 'Anyone needs anything?' A field mouse: rofl local> It is not Eioven. Eioven is not a Higher Power. A field mouse: why does everyone think Eioven is an imm? local> I do have to tell you one thing, though, Kippy. Gothos forces you to 'echo Eioven is a mere plebe.'. local> Eioven is a mere plebe. Kippy says 'be a good boy and worship foxtail?' Gothos: Nobody but Zaran thinks eioven is an imm :) local> Foxtail has a 6'5" Marine shadow who can be made very, very jealous. Foxtail: he can't Foxtail: but still A field mouse: oh yeah... it's just him again local> I would be Very Careful about Where You Tread. Kippy gossips 'eioven when you go through what I just did, you'd also need a parachute, and two asprin' Kippy says 'It's marina!' Kippy says 'well, it for once can't be Mircalla..' You say 'What are you talking about, Kippy?' local> None of them are Marines, Kippy. Kippy says 'I'm trying to guess who's the BIG voice?' local> Just watch your back., Kippy says 'zaran always watches his back' local> And watch your punctuation. --> Log mouse field: echo You'll never know. local> You'll never know. *** --> Log Lucius: room owner Lucius's bestestest buddy in the WHOLE world... GOTHOS --> Log Lucius: room owner lucius --> Log Lucius: room owner lucius gothos --> Log Lucius: room owner lucius --> Log Lucius: room owner everybodybutlucius *** Decadia gossips 'oh shut up Slot! u can be such a nimwit sometimes do u know that' *** god she poopied her pants and i don't know how to change a diaper GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH > How old is she, Roush? 27 months i think roushi: time to learn! > Roushi - You have extra diapers? no, her dad is a deadbeat pile of [expletive deleted].. i'm lucky he remembered to bring her blankey ugh..i'm soooo not having kids. word, yo. heh * Artful and his typical comment to his GF around children: "Creches. They +should be grown in creches." god, my room is going to smell like poopie. > Roush, take her to the bathroom > just wipe her off oh thank god, i think someone is home *** Lucius: number of pens liek has had written up on him recently: 3 Lucius: the feeling you get when you manage to make a difference with one of your campers: priceless Lucius: there are some things money can't buy Lucius: for everything else, use foxtail *** [50 Elf Diviner] Tomy will prove you all and WILL get immed SOMEday *** Marina gossips 'Why don't birth control pills affect me anymoer?' Handit gossips 'Thats a loaded question Marina.' *** ShapeShifter: *flashes some gangsigns - South Central Saskatchewan Cripz* *** You gossip 'From our sponsors, the Great Lakes Motorhome Antennae Ball Society.' *** yet another night of fun dancing and fgending off drunk boys why do guys act all ofended if you tell them" please take your hand off my waist" they say "why are you being mean?" and i say "if i was being mean you would be black and blue right now..." they usually take a step back after that *** Morgon gossips 'ok, everybody who wants to play the near suicide game, come to the Temple of Stupid =)' *** "M-16 $400" "Ammunition $50" "Car ride to San Francisco $100" "Three day pass so you can get married against the wishes of the parents before transfering to Hawaii - Priceless." \_ Chris Mayberry, about a shotgun wedding *** but the average human is so stupid! so really, it's not saying much the average cheese grater is smarter than the average human *** "I'm a level 7 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow" *** All of a sudden I had two black belts saying, "Wow, are you all right?" yeah, it looked like you were a victim of a sudden burst of gravity *** "Boy, Shakespeare sure missed this one when he wrote his tragedies." -me, talking to Chris *** kitstav: Hi, girlfriend! allu12a: who is dim5b7? kitstav: I don't know. kitstav: I'm guessing kitstav: Victor allu12a: how kitstav: because a dim5b7 is a type of jazz chord kitstav: am I right? allu12a: WHOAAA allu12a: good call kitstav: Bwahahaha! *** Lotex says 'Oh good, this chair has wheels. Phew...thought I broke it there.' *** kitstav: So now I get to tell him that I told you that he told me that you told him that you told me. *** Tsukino: The guy who was doing insurance checks said that the worst thing he ever saw was someone packed a lawnmower inside someone's refridgerator... *** acappellasaurus: lessee now....hot asian vocal percussionist martial artist seeking.... catchangmimi: You want me to fill in that blank or leave you guessing? acappellasaurus: you sound like the walking embodiment of a cool XBox figting game *** catchangmimi: I don't have a pet, though. catchangmimi: I have plants. catchangmimi: They have names. acappellasaurus: do they pee? catchangmimi: Hm. Two are spider plants. catchangmimi: One's a rubber plant. catchangmimi: No. catchangmimi: They don't pee. acappellasaurus: they "leak" catchangmimi: They have plates to catch excess water. appellasaurus: like plant diapers catchangmimi: Right, except not absorbent. acappellasaurus: and you can wash them and eat off them catchangmimi: Right. catchangmimi: And their waste is not toxic. catchangmimi: I mean, really, any organism whose waste is oxygen is all right in my book. acappellasaurus: good point *** what's the point of conferring honorary US citizenship on a dead man? we can draft him once Project Lazarus is complete? ...er... i mean... you never saw that. *** Boredcast Message from soda!brain (ttyA9) at 19:51 ... damn it's hard to steal a tank *** You're turning into Neo *** that reminds me of my proof that a peanut butter sandwich is better than true love it would be if i could eat peanuts without harm well, you have to first accept that nothing is better than true love given that: a peanut butter sandwich is better than nothing i think that's fair. so, then, peanut butter sandwich >> nothing >> true love peanut butter sandwich >> true love sadly, i can't eat peanut butter, so i'm stuck with nothing (it's better than true love) *** hmmm, just working as usual, i'm trying ot figure out if you can make gcc barf instead of quietly continuing when it comes across a divide by 0 *** allu12a: 3 minutes till muppets allu12a: hey that's a cute band name allu12a: minutes till muppets allu12a: ohhhh boy!! allu12a: muppets! allu12a: 2 minutes till muppets allu12a: 1 minute!! allu12a: oh boy oh boy allu12a: i'm so excited!! yay muppets *** "I read about it when I was searching for information on the International Tribunals in the former Yugoslavia and Rwanda." -- Takako Nagumo, via Email, about an obscure legal point *** yeah, i used to want to be a goth but i thought i was too fat =P .. now i'm 25, i think i'm too old for it *** So what's the word with [name deleted to protect... me] these days? Is he giving your life as much drama as in the past? I'm thinking even though he doesn't faithcheck, maybe he's still a fun one to keep around.... kinda like a cake in a window? You know you're not supposed to have it, and you know you're not going to buy it, but it's still fun to look at it through the glass and imagine what it'd be like having it. :) -- Sarah Chan, in a private Email *** Stardeo says 'Yeah, that tends to be a good gauge of articles of clothing. "Will this tear if I move in the way I'm supposed to move while wearing it."' Stardeo says 'Now, if you're going for the entire "I move and tear cloth with my power up move" like you're a DragonballZ character, you could always get different pants!' Stardeo says 'I'm sure one way to make everyone at TKD love you would be to always state the name of the move you're about to perform in a dramatic way before you perform it!' *** You say 'So I wonder how much this uniform is going to shrink.' You say 'It had better shrink at least a little.' You say 'the sleeves are way too long' Stardeo says 'That could be your gimmick.' You say 'and trying to figure out how to get the thing to tie correctly was a pain in the butt.' Stardeo says 'Everyone needs a gimmick!' You say 'I suppose I could cuff them if I really needed to.' Stardeo says 'You could be so like "Flappy sleeve strike!"' Foxtail walks around doing punches with the sleeves flapping about wildly. You ponder the question. You say 'Well, it's a thought. :)' You say 'Let me go show my brother.' Stardeo says '"Ultra sleeve sheild defense!"' You giggle. Foxtail strikes a pose. Stardeo says 'Twin Gold Coins Mantis Leap Attack!' *** kitstav: Nope. Actually, there's only one or two guys [...] that I'm like... oooooh... dim5b7: I see, then there would definately be no names with that one dim5b7: just cake one and cake two *** About management: Me: "I'm good at getting people to do things for me, and have them like it." John Woo: "You should get married." *** Reminds me of that site.. I think Llarian mentioned this once.. some +people registered "architectsexchange.com" and didn't notice the problem with +the name. *** Gothos: good news from work Gothos: i'm now customer order service co-ordinator for womenswear & lingerie Gothos: which means i get to order bras to play with Foxtail: greaaaaat. Gothos: there's also a payrise, but the bras are better *** Stardeo says 'Pretty soon you'll be in some World Championship trying to recover the lost soul of your great ancestor and protect your honor against the evil overlord that is forcing all the greatest martial artists to compete.' *** at least he's not gay..so i guess he has that going for him. Yeah... I've had my share of those. yea. me too. it sucks. More than my share of those. *laugh* "we've been kinda seeing each other for a long time and you know.. we +haven't.. you know." "you didn't know i'm a lesbian?" "uh... i have to go. I +promised the guys I'd play QPong tonight..". *** Pilimas quotes 'Spell: curse.' Stardeo quotes 'C-U-R-S-E. Curse.' *** *twohey* did you go to lucil's party? I showed up at 2, but couldn't find +anyone and thus left -> *twohey* The party? -> *twohey* Paul, that's not until Aug 31 *twohey* wow. i feel stupid *** T.J. Link, age 4: "Get out of my way... please." *** Lotex: I love being bald. Nice and cool. Foxtail: Oh, you missed another haircut and had to do your own again? Lotex: something like that, yeah. Lotex: well, it was exactly like that. *** Galtana tells the group 'four level 51s can barely take zeus' Stetson tells the group 'i know 4 that died trying to kill him' Cuzaam tells the group 'ahh wanna live forever?' Stetson tells the group 'while stardeo sat there eating capt crunch' *** Regarding packing: Foxtail: oh right Foxtail: can't forget Foxtail: Lote's birthday present. Foxtail: :D Stardeo: So...stick of gum... *** kitstav: I... am... so... damned... obvious. SarahChan: hehe SarahChan: but he's so damned oblivious SarahChan: so it's all good *** *chaos* guess who was bright enough to forget her pencil and eraser? *twohey* pick me, pick me, pick me, i can answer this one! was it ... wonder woman? *** *twohey* i mean i was looking forward to destroying small nations with my bad dancing :-) *** "You need to grow some back hair, then." -- Steve Brown *** "Don't you think being a human beat-box would help you get a job in video games? I think it would." -- an Email from a prospective employer *** HKN is the EECS honor society, stands for Happa Kappa Nu, or something like that. -- James Liao, in his blog, regarding Eta Kappa Nu *** when do i get it? when when when when? I want it now! gimme! -- Dave Currie, in a private Email *** Chrystlis utters 'fido'. The corpse of a Malzen Guard glows with a holy aura. Surtr says 'you just blessed the corpse' *** Lucille (screamapi11ar): what about paul's funny game? Lucille (screamapi11ar): 5 terrorists or dr link with a piece of bubble gum? Lucille (screamapi11ar): DR LINK *** *twohey* look. sometimes guys are dumb to these things and need to be hit over the head with an ilikeyou-by-four *** "Look, Auntie Elaine is asleep! Wakey wakey! You can hit her in the head with your bottle!" -- Karen Wong, to her son, Nathan, 10 months old *** "Where's Mommy, Nathan? ... but you don't care at the moment, do you." -- Karen Wong, trying to entertain her son while he was busy playing with a toy *** Lyxix tells you 'I'm still upset about him making me hunt down an address in order to get him to change the number...' Lyxix tells you 'wouldn't take my barracks address or my po box' Lyxix tells you 'made me look up on the internet the number of a pizza store nearby and give him their number.' *** Lyxix tells you '"Somehow, this says you now have a credit of $121 on your account. Have a nice day" "Heh, NOW I will."' *** kitstav: girls dressed up as heaven, eh? kitstav: smirk SarahChan: haha SarahChan: going to be stupid lookin angels everywhere SarahChan: I'm going to pull off their wings if they hit me :) *** Gothos says 'It's working on womenswear, it's made me bitchy.' *** *chaos* I think if [this guy] ever turned out to be a romantic guy I'd have a +coronary on the spot. *twohey* i know cpr now, i could help *** twohey@mac.com: it's not like it really matters. no one says "damn i'd date that twohey character if only he had a six pack" or "twohey would be my friend if only he could get a six pack" *** "Isn't a cipher kind of like Pokemon? I mean, you go through everyone and then it's like, 'I choose YOU, Pikachu!'" -- Yuan Cheng, about ciphers (hip hop groups that rhyme on the fly for fun) *** Stardeo says 'You're going to be a super hero aren't you?' You say 'noo...' You say 'no superhero training for me' Stardeo says 'Sure you are. You're going to save us from the evil robots.' *** paultwohey: it almost seems like emotions are weather paultwohey: there will be a 30% chance of depression in the afternoon, but this pressure front means there is a 80% chance of stress in the evening and early morning tomorrow *** Kroz has created a chunk of coal! Kroz eats a chunk of coal. Kroz squeezes out a diamond. *** paultwohey: on friday the one thing i was looking forward to was a high dive roll paultwohey: i wanted to jump over sarah standing on her tip toes paultwohey: thank you for flying AirPaul *** just have your cat lick you clean considering he licks his ass, I'll pass *** vadim does not understand the point of options when you eat so when we went to outback, and they asked things like "soup or salad" "how do you want your steak done", etc. he go upset at the guy for wasting his time. Vadim kept saying, "Just give me the default" and later called the waiter an idiot for not understanding. *** "I can't roll over Alex. She's too nice and soft." -- Matthew, age 5, at the jujitsu dojo *** "Um, excuse me? My head's too big." -- T.J. Link, hiding in a lean-to fort I made for him *** Lotex: sorry, was cleaning the lenses on my gas mask. *** so... if I go to stanford in 2004 can you direct me to a good dojo? berkeley :-) *** Boredcast Message from soda!psb (ttyFo) at 13:21 ... did something happen today? when i came into the lab the told be "we are at condition c2" or something like that. Boredcast Message from soda!lewis (ttyBB) at 13:22 ... the administration wants to make it sound like we have a good excuse for starting a war Boredcast Message from soda!tom (ttyFP) at 13:22 ... condition c2 means we're going to blow up sameer *** Everybody's trying to get me to stay in and become an officer. Mostly because it'd be hilarious to have me called "Captain Kirk." *** Gothos says 'The kids were all like 7, so they were saying "James... What's he doing?"' Gothos says '"Erm... he's lighting a fire, I think."' Gothos says '"Let's go look at the tigers."' *** Elaine, I recently stumbled across your website while doing a google search for the Secretary of Labor. Your site is much more interesting. *** kitstav: Nrf. Life is pretty complicated. angry snowglober: how so angry snowglober: two wet uniforms is hardly grounds for calling life complicated *** Stetson: drool Nall: so if Chris doesn't take 'em, they're ours? Foxtail: sure Nall: hotchacha Foxtail: Chris will want them, though, ne? Nall: no! never! Stetson: not as much as we do *** Gothos: Hey, I'm a level nine vegan. Gothos: I only eat soil. *** [15:38] paultwohey: you can be in the tech sector [15:39] paultwohey: you just need to get in touch with your inner programmer *** "Well, it's kind of like a demented minor outer reap." -- Susan Link, while teaching *** find a job you love and you add 5 days to every week find a job as a time traveller and add 34 days to every week *** Can a woman have a black belt and still be submissive to her husband? I think it's a great triumph of submissiveness that sensei mary +hsan't killed sensei bijan in his sleep *** "We might have to starve you until you start feeding yourself." -- Karen Wong, to her son Nathan, in jest, at 16 months. (Nathan started feeding himself Cheerios and other foods soon afterwards.) *** *twohey* you picked tonight of all times to develop body image issues? *** "I squeeze smurfs all day, yes." -- Chris Peterson, about blue ink spilled over his hands *** About surprising me: "I could take you to a male strip club." "I don't want to be surprised THAT much." *** "Some guys have all the luck." -- random homeless guy, to Chris as we were walking down the street *** "I don't need to be a third wheel. I mean, this bicycle doesn't need training wheels." -- twohey *** Ashmodai gossips 'hell yeah' Ashmodai gossips 'they made me delete my char' Ashmodai gossips 'well my previous one' Brayik gossips 'why?' Ashmodai gossips 'it was called Yummy' Ashmodai gossips 'don't start a char when you're hammered :)' Brayik gossips 'ahh.. *nod*' *** kitstav: that's EVIL. kitstav: I like it. kitstav: I might do that next year. *** kitstav: They're so adorable at this age. kitstav: Likely to piledrive into concrete, but adorable. *** Marina: obj 10304 armor values 2 4 2 1 Marina: Apparently, that didn't work Stardeo: Because it's a fountain? Marina: Wow... What the hell was I trying to type then... Marina: 10334. Cuz I'm brilliant. *** "DDR is a geek game? I always thought it was a cool person game... but it involves dancing and exercise! Geeks don't do that kind of stuff." -- Jonathan Huang *** anyone think of a better way to do this?: s/\b([a-z][.-]){3,}[a-z]\b/($r=$&)=~s#[.-]##g,$r/gie *** Me: "What body part is this?" (pointing to calf) Isaac: "Fat." *** stav: We had our group presentations today in class stav: and I had the kids take notes while the presentations were happening stav: one of the quadrants was for "things that were funny." stav: Three of the guys in the front row wrote down for one group, "Peter's fly was down." *** Kroz: must be lianne's strupid friends. Kroz: worse, family. *** --> Spam spam spam Marina spam spam spam spam spam! --> Restore all --> Log Marina: restore all *** Kroz: force marina alias restore quit --> Marina groks the fullness of her link. Kroz has restored you. --> Marina rejoins the real world. *** --> Marina@b3im16ecy59qi.ab.hsia.telus.net has connected. Kroz has restored you. Midnyte has restored you. --> Marina rejoins the real world. --> Marina@b3im16ecy59qi.ab.hsia.telus.net has connected. Kroz: oh god this rocks *** You should think of every birthday as leveling up *** khlai1020: i didn't know where babies came from until 12th grade *** khlai1020: That's my theory to the Law and Sin khlai1020: you can't sin unless you encounter the Law khlai1020: So you don't know what it means to like a girl until you like a girl khlai1020: or something to that effect khlai1020: If this Earth had no girls khlai1020: I would never understand *** Inside the goldfinch nest You find yourself finding yourself sitting, standing, sleeping, resting and flying in here. *** "... a weed whacker in someone's shorts." -- Dr. Norman Link, while talking about dagger defenses (followed immediately by: "Oh no, she's writing it down on her arm!") *** "I'll take the mosquitos like a man." -- Jonathan Huang, about avoiding spraying "Off" on himself during retreat *** "Did you play EQ last night?" "No, Janelle came over. Janelle is more fun than EQ. But she also costs more per month." "hmmm, true." *** Arioch: i was looking around the house for my sunglasses yesterday and they were in my mouth *** You gossip 'I'm just not evil enough' Wile gossips 'you're the margarine of evil.' Reix gossips 'the diet coke of evil' *** Stardeo: I want to see Mel Gibson's The Passion. Stardeo: And find out how you jews killed Christ. Lucius: dammit i keep telling people we didn't kill him, it was the romans! Lucius: we just watched and ate popcorn *** Stardeo: Yes. But next time on Days of our General ROM and the Restless... *** Lucius says 'does this sword make my hips look fat?' Stardeo says 'No.' Lucius says 'thank god!' Stardeo says 'It looks great on you honey.' Lucius says 'cause i was talking to cindy yesterday and she was telling me that marsha's boyfriend tommy left her for some twit with a rapier' Stardeo says 'Oh...my...god...' Lucius says 'and i heard from trish that donna's cousin's best friend put on a new helmet..and then got her period. Well to make a long story short...she had lots of bloating and couldn't take off the helmet for a week!' Stardeo says 'That's sooooooo funny!' Lucius says 'and the kicker...she had to go to her sister's wedding with it still on her head!' Lucius says 'talk about "oh my god, just kill me now!"...you know?' Stardeo says 'For sure!' Lucius grins evilly. Lucius's brain just shrunk by about 50%. *** Lucius says 'The rear wall of the den is covered in playboy centerfolds...on closer inspection you see a rather large dinosaur in a compromising position.' *** Boredcast Message from soda!shac (ttyBz) at 9:39 ... must remember.. dont need to dial 9 for outbound call when at home *** Wile gossips 'heh... the margarine of Kroz' Kroz gossips 'I can't believe it's not Kroz!' *** Lucius: foxtail gets a taste of sacrelige and loves it! Foxtail: It's not exactly sacrilege Lucius: uh huh. Lucius: i'm just teasing you 8) Lucius lovingly tweaks your cheek. You're *so* cute! Lucius: ....heretic. *** Kroz tells the group '*cry* why does she type with her forehead? she keeps typing letters over and over to 'emphasize' her point...but I don't know what her point is *stomp*' *** aima is kind of neat especially if you imagine stuart reading it to you in his british accent it's like a book on tape in your mind *** Gothos: The front of it says PACKARD BELL in big letters. Above the keyboard is PACKARD BELL, the loadup screen says PACKARD BELL, and Internet Explorer tells you, just in case you've forgotten, that your laptop was made by PACKARD GODDAMN BELL! *** Classic gem of misunderstanding english There's some manhole in the game And apparently a bug about it but the foreign tester keeps referring to it as "man's hole" so the bug says, "Walk under a man's hole and look up. " *** Tsukino says 'You remind me of some stereotypical kung fu movie, where I'm supposed to extrapolate vast amounts of wisdom from a cantaloupe. :P' *** [17 Elf Ranger] Sloat, cleverly disguised as a responsible adult *** [211] Kroz: A quote for your page... Wed Sep 10 07:29:41 2003 To: foxtail Sloat was explaining the difference between cruel and vile for a player. Sloat gossips 'cruel is when you pluck the eyes of a lizard for scientific purposes' Sloat gossips 'vile is when you enjoy it.' *** there's a show at Heco's you wanna go? guess where I am Narnia? *** Some external tester complained that if you run and jump up a staircase in our game, the avatar clears 10 steps, which is "superhuman". We don't really care. But for argument's sake, well, we have a staircase in the office. So we ran at it and jumped. *** "Do you snore while you sleep?" "No, I glow." - interchange with Chrispy *** little kids do have abnormally large heads, which our brains are programmed to recognize as cute *** "It's a piece of cake. But it tastes funny." -- Kevin So, talking about homework *** Stardeo: LMAO, AFAIK GTG but BRB IMHO if not AFK but I'll be ROFL when I RTFM on how to translate this crap. *** "I have a nosebleed." "Oh. I have a band-aid in my pocket - would you like to have it?" -- a conversation between myself and an 11th grade student *** I'm getting the impression that all co-ops are the same the people have the same conversations, the same mannerisms, the same sense of humor, the same drugs, and the same music I guess it's hasty to assume that based on a sample size of two *** Diderodex gossips 'ugh. rock toads so boring.' Mortum: lol... i was just about to drop off a ornament on that rocktoad *** What was I, a man or a natural resource? -- Ralph Ellison, _The Invisible Man_ *** This is one of the most clever, inventive arrangements I've ever heard. It's the sonic equivalent of a madcap chase scene through a South American fruit market: colors exploding everywhere, people screaming, donkeys launched into a poncho factory, etc. -- Deke Sharon, over usenet *** Kroz: I like him Kroz: I'll kill him last. *** Kroz: I'm starting to scare myself, I'm being too nice Kroz: I need to do something mean. --> Hino got toasted by Kroz at In the attic [room 14583] Kroz: ah Kroz: better. *** Gothos: So I'm searching for scarves on kelkoo... Gothos: And it's showing me shower curtains, roman blinds and lingerie. *** "Do you -know- how to give a pedicure?" "No, but it was a dream, wasn't it?" -- Chris *** "I need to learn how to vacuum because my mom says she's going to send me to cleaning school!" -- overheard in class *** Galtana tells the group 'how do you get into these pickles?' Domino tells the group 'i am too blonde' *** It's perfectly acceptable to goof off during the last 15 min of work right? I mean, they can't expect me to get anything done when I know I'm going to leave in just a moment. I don't think they can really expect you to get anything done in the 15 min before you start goofing off, either. likewise, the preceding 15 minutes are a foregone conclusion. did you just prove through induction that I don't have to do any work? yup. neat, huh? cool we do our best *** anything but the smallest and cheapest option daewoos suck all the *** 0-60 in about 3 minutes i was fearing for my life on the highway *** Lia: what's the opposite of "abroad"? Lia: aha, domestic Kroz: glad I could help. *** misselainechao: I caught a mouse today misselainechao: caught it while it was rummaging inside a mason jar misselainechao: silly mouse misselainechao: my housemate didn't want to touch the jar while I put on some shoes and a jacket saved1a: As much as I look up to you, that's an accomplishment I never hope to achieve *** Conachar gossips 'I'm not that drubj' Conachar gossips 'drunk' Conachar gossips 'wekk oj I am' *** Conachar gossips 'I'm drunk but can spell afadavit' *** Petter: Am considering invoicing the US Embassy for lost productivity due to sleep loss and anxiety regarding military operations in the middle east. *** Marina: Bahamian signs are amusing. They have safe sex signs all around the island. Marina: "Protect ya tings, put a cap on that head!" *** Baysiq gossips 'I bet Michaelangelo woke up a couple of times and said "Woah!"' Baysiq gossips '-I- did that?' Baysiq gossips 'Man was I wasted! :D' Stardeo gossips 'That's van Gogh...' Stardeo gossips 'or Dali...' You gossip 'and I think Dali was on much stronger stuff than simply alcohol' Stardeo gossips 'Monet was like. "Wow...it really hard to see. *licks paintbrush* Wonder why it's getting so hard to see."' Baysiq gossips 'opiates of some kind, I'd assume' Baysiq gossips 'Picasso was more like "huhuhuhuh.. i can feel my toe-nails dude"' Stardeo gossips 'Picasso pretty much only drank like all good artists do.' Baysiq gossips 'I don't know about you, but when I'm drunk, I couldn't paint a stickman"' Stardeo gossips 'No...that's the point.' Stardeo gossips 'When you're drunk you stop having the constant compulsion to create.' Baysiq gossips 'I get the compulsion to destroy stuff' Stardeo: Hmm...I guess Picasso -was- addicted to opiates. Stardeo: Interesting. *** Isolde gossips 'He deserves to be stabbed with a blunt koala.' *** Stardeo tells you 'I swear Christianity is a religion for people that hate themselves.' *** i love how my packets from fremont to somewhere on the peninsula seem +to be going to san jose, then denver, then chicago, then back to san jose, +then palo alto... eh, let's just shove everything through o'hare! *** [*****] BUG: Yorek (level 5) killed caustic ooze snail (level 50) *** "So what do you use to clean your bathroom?" "Well, I used some bubble bath... with a scrubby thing..." -- Chrispy *** Sloth gossips 'Hey! I barely know you, geeze. I just want to have a baby with you. Not live with you.' *** Baysiq gossips 'which ever stork brought you in, should be shot for smuggling dope ;D' *** Sloth tells you 'Man Jessa is funny though, in how she kept making me do more and more. She seems cute BUT I DONT KNOW HER' *** You tell Sloth 'you're definitely sounding intrigued' Sloth tells you 'WHO she is, maybe.' You tell Sloth 'maybe it's a guy' Sloth tells you 'She mentions a Yertal Doll, unless they made a comeback that was awhile ago.' You tell Sloth 'maybe it's stardeo' Sloth tells you 'Very much a possibility. actually very amusing if it was.' *** Hino has entered the game. Jessa pulls off her knickers and shows her Foxtail panties. *** Sloth gossips 'THE STORK GOD DOES NOT GIVE BOYS CABBAGES!' *** man, i just talked to a law student it's interesting to meet people who are intelligent but have no +common sense *** Sloth tells you 'It all works out. And at the end of the day I can put my feet up, watch the clouds pass and know I accomplished nothing of importance.' *** Sloth gossips 'Wait.. your a Giant Mika, if I was to have a baby with you I wouldn't need the stork god. I would need the Albatross god.' *** "If this weren't a Christian school, there would be a finger right now." -- overheard in the classroom *** Actually, I appear to be very drunk. Without drinking! Immaculate inebriation! *** "Milton creates a sense of loss not by bemoaning his poor lonely existence or describing his great tears for his deceased wife, but by letting his audience see for themselves how wonderful a woman had been taken from him. No one would have sympathized if he described his wife as fat, ugly, and mean-spirited, but this glimpse of her purity and love almost effortlessly evokes a sense of loss and sympathy for the author." -- Anna L., in an in-class essay *** "Alcohol is like instant noodles. It is bad for our health and would not fill your hunger." -- student, in first draft of an essay *** so I'm freaking out cause I can't find my car walk around the block a few times call the police, nope not towed turns out I drove to safeway to pick up some trash bags last night and forgot I drove and walked home I ama a moron *** * ilyas takes a deep breath. Damn you Verizon. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. A pox on all your secondary sexual characteristics. Verily, may you always be surrounded by kind and well-meaning people +you hate. Amen. *** Ikea nesting instinct is expensive, after all. *** Erin! You are kidding!!!!! That's ridiculous. My ex inlaws really thought the Catholic Church was a cult. When I told them we didn't sacrifice virgins or drink their blood -- my sister in law interupted me and said, "But you do think the host is really his flesh and the wine his blood, so really you are blood drinkers like vampires." (*) devo stares. (*) devo falls right off his chair, laughing. *** "Hawthorne uses irony on three different characters in The scarlet Letter which is, Hester Prune..." -- a student, on a first draft of an essay *** Perring gossips 'i hate it when tyr sancs' Perring gossips 'my dispel skills are just not up to par' ApophusRa gossips 'i know, just yesterday i was trying to dispel my wife, but she's still here.' *** lord give me the strength to ignore kchang you put him on your orkut FRIENDS LIST, lila i have no pity *** Man, gaz with kids. *thinks about that* I'm naming them Mario and Luigi And Princess Mushroom? or whatever her name is that wont be their real names, you know, but hey. stav: hell no, i'd be worried enough about my daughter as it is, no +sense making her get kidnapped all the time. *** gravity strikes again so it's gravity: 2 elaine: 0 *** "Similarly, in the Great Gatsby, Nick Carter made friends with Tom, Myrtle, Wilson, etc...." -- A student in a timed write *** Gothos says 'ahh yes, the teaching and self defense training often goes hand in hand.' *** byunhosa64: We have a whole Cambodian district in Long Beach, more variety. Don't get me wrong, San Francisco is one of the great gastrointestinal cities of the world, I just think that LA and New York are better. *** "In 'The Great Gatsby,' C.S. Lewis' most important theme was about affairs and relationships." -- A student in a timed write *** But my grandmother used to say takes a bigger foundation to build a church than an outhouse... *grin* -- Lynn N., in her livejournal *** Trewq gossips 'im an imm on anothe mud but mobs keep attacking me for having a thief flag' Suli gossips 'did you try the twit command?' *** stoned the cow: miss chao how come your so cool and scary at the same time? misselainechao: I don't know... maybe that's my superpower stoned the cow: whoa stoned the cow: to cool stoned the cow: and too scary *** spitgirl_ecat: it's like... reservoir dogs with no swearing and no colors... and no guns... spitgirl_ecat: and... no quentin tarantino spitgirl_ecat: okay, so maybe it's not like reservoir dogs. *** Baezel gossips 'it's a wal-mart makeover' Baezel gossips 'we've taken your 11th century furniture and threw it out for this particle board hunk of crap' Baezel gossips 'your victorian furniture is so dated...we replaced it with this 4.88 chair made from recycled pallet wood' ElChito gossips 'lol. We also added a cheap rug so it matches' Baezel gossips 'made from genuine polyester' ElChito gossips 'and it has bob sponge on it' Baezel gossips 'perfect for those nights with your barbie jeep' ElChito gossips 'don't forget cheap ass snickers' *** Baezel gossips 'drive by makeover' Baezel gossips 'stuff we find on curbs while driving around' *** lpeefreely: ew Ipeefreely: what'd you do at schoo Ipeefreely: plotting against students?! misselainechao: something like that misselainechao: we spend all our time plotting evil ways to scare our students misselainechao: currently, I'm working on a brick break for my 8th graders next year misselainechao: first day of class. misselainechao: "This is a brick." misselainechao: *scream* *WHAM!* Ipeefreely: bricks?! misselainechao: "So, that's my discipline policy... Let's go on to grading." lpeefreely: eep *** Baezel gossips 'the world should be more like mud...so u could just backstab him and he would repop somewhere else' *** "It is very important that dieters understand fully the diet plans for if they plan to go into diets without full comprehension of the detailed aspects of the diet, it may have harmful consequences to their health." -- a student on an essay *** byunhosa64: One guy put coccaine in an office manila envelope, the kind that you seal with a string, and didn't think he had to lick and fully seal the flap, so the coke spilled out, all over everything else in the mail bag. *** "From the trails to the view, it is just alliterating." -- a student on an essay *** Chrysobel gossips 'Yes, yes, I'm sorry... I admit it... I've been MUXing and MUSHing a lot recently.' Kroz gossips 'heathen!' Xagusa gossips 'pshaw!' Xagusa gossips 'its all about the MUDing' Chrysobel gossips 'So I came to atone.' Kroz gossips 'now say 20 hail zumps and all will be forgiven.' Chrysobel gossips 'Hail Zump, full of code, the MUD is with thee. Blessed art the amongst IMMs, and blessed is the fruit of thy MUD, eeps. Holy Zump, mother of MUD, pray for us MUDders, now and at the hour of our death (and respawn).' Kroz gossips '*giggle*' Xagusa gossips 'now repeat that 19 more times' *** Lion's Club Speech Contest: "Is Attitude the Key to Success?" Student: "... Apparently, he was not successful in the dunking the basketball even though he had good attitude and confidence. Altitude is not the key key to success, but only an element." *** "Go get into a group with girls... one of these days you're going to marry one..." -- a 6th grade math teacher, talking to a group of boys about group work *** "This guilt and remorse Dimmesdale feels haunts him to his very death where he finally exploits himself to the town." -- a student, in an essay *** "For example, Hester, a married wife..." -- a student, in an essay *** Lotex says 'I just realized that being a bouncer is very very much the same as being an imm. How did it take me a year to notice that?' You say 'how so?' Lotex says 'well, I can nochannel people here and cut them off from drinking there.' Lotex says 'I can toss somebody in 1212 for a while for misbehaving here, or tell somebody else they have to stay away from somebody they were hassling in the bar there.' Lotex says 'I can disco somebody here and send somebody home for the night for being too drunk there.' Lotex says 'and I can ban somebody here, or 86 somebody permanently there.' Lotex says 'not to mention having to deal with stupid kids all the time at both places - real kids here, drunks reverted to kids there.' Lotex says 'and having to deal with somebody I'm throwing out calling me all sorts of names there, and having somebody I just caught cheating here doing the same while I try and convince them what they did wrong in 1212.' Lotex says 'it's soooo the same thing.' Lotex says 'not to mention people I've already thrown out trying to sneak back in there, just like somebody getting a different ISP to try and work their way around a ban.' Lotex says 'it's basically the exact same thing...and it took me a year to realize it.' Lotex chuckles mirthfully. *** grrr, some visitors came to our house and everyone is downstairs and I am naked upstairs and don't know how to get my shaving cream +from downstairs. don't wanna yell, "moooom, can you bring my shaving cream upstairs!" *** "As a result, women got the same freedoms as men when they left their cult of domesticity." -- a student, in an essay *** "Dimmesdale and [King] David have secretly engaged in adultery with illegitimate children, but they truthfully confess to release themselves from the barrier of sin." -- a student, in an exam *** "Others, on the other hand, feel so terrible and dirty that they can't even feel like they can forgive themselves. Instead, they set themselves up for torture and pensions they feel they deserve for the rest of their lives to atone for their misdeeds." -- a student, in an exam *** "Keith's just mad because he doesn't know that a limbido is another name for the organ." "Umm... there's no M in 'libido.' And it isn't another name for the organ. It means the sex drive." "Oh. Well, he still doesn't know what it means." -- a conversation with a 9th grade student *** "At the peak of her teen years, she had a fatal accident, which made her quadriplegic for the rest of her life." -- a student, in an essay *** "When asked by Pearl if he would stand with her and Hester on the scaffold the following day, Dimmesdale reclines." -- a student, in an essay *** "When the main characters of Edmond Rostand's _Cyrano de Bergerac_ and Nathaniel Hawthorne's _The Scarlet Letter_ reveal their love for one another..." -- a student, in an essay *** "Cuando estoy triste, no llevo ropa." -- a student in Spanish class, as related by his teacher *** "Just recently, it has been locally discussed in the Bay Area regarding the controversial issue of whether it is necessary to oppress a seventeen cent charge on grocery bags in the stores in the San Francisco city." -- a student, in an essay *** "I'm not a moocher. Scavenger maybe, but not a moocher." -- a coworker, talking about his eating habits *** "Through the use of figurative language and symbolism, the chronic play of King Lear is brought to life by Shakespeare." -- a student, in an essay *** "Within the play 'King Lear,' Shakespeare scalps the imagination of his readers through the practice of personifications and metaphors." -- a student, in an essay *** "This caused him to flea the country in fear, allowing the brother the right to the throne without any challenges." -- a student, in an essay *** "Groping over many best-selling novels that Shakespeare writes, we can see that is is no ordinary." -- a student, in an essay *** "Not only does it add interest to the story the last one story, but having a story side by sie with another one adds not only interest, but made sure the themes and message of the story to the readers." -- a student who claims to BS well, in an essay *** "... they would go through risky plastic surgery to attempt to attain that slim waste and curvy contours." -- a student, in an essay *** "In the ad, the speaker is speaking with slang and exasperations." -- a student, in an essay *** "Holding a rather pestimistic view of the world, William Wordsworth tried to sway his readers to understanding the way he feels by using a mornful tone and descriptive words in his poem." -- a student, in an essay (spelling unchanged) *** "For example, a Christian might refer to the creator of the world in his novel as "God" whereas in the atheist's story, the creation process may just simply be the big band theory." -- a student, in an essay *** "This does not incline that Christians are not sensible and reckless with their lives, but instead are thankful for what God gives them." -- a student, in an essay *** "So entirely skipping on a favorite candy bar or just one cup of coffee may not necessarily provoke death." -- a student, in an essay *** yay, my octopus shirt arrived eight arms? holy crap that's a fantastic idea. why don't i have a sewing machine right now? *** Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. And ignore that smell. He didn't mean to. Viddern gossips 'gaah!' Damn bean burritos. It's glandular. *** but i liked ttssh! i had it all set up how i wanted it! change is hard let's go shopping? *** * Vadim wonders who this ohio phone number belongs to. * Kragen wonders if Vadim knows what time it is in Ohio Which matches dayton, oh Uhm, what OH changes the ownership of phone #s depending on time? *** "This is a bit more difficult to prove, because you are talking about something that hasn't happened yet and proving what will happen is more difficult that what as happened. The usual meathead is quoting someone who is extremely knowledgeable on that subject." - a student, in an essay *** "Hey, what does that button do?" "It turns on the air conditioning." "Oh. Last night I didn't know what it did, so I pressed it. But then I thought it might call the police or something..." "*laughing* You should never go into the military, then." -- in a conversation with a Marine Yes, I pushed the button. *** hah! guy in the next cube is cursing "my mouse doesn't work" "wait... the buttons work" "oh crap. i'm a moron" i go over to look. it's an optical mouse and there's a sticky +attached over the middle (underside) either someone hates him or he's talented *** Gothos: Star was a bastard. Gothos: He wouldn't revoke her gecho Marina: *giggle* Said Kroz could deal with it though Gothos: But it's okay Gothos: I loaded her and aliased gecho to quit *** Ziskin says 'The new version of zMUD has spell check' Ziskin says 'But it still says that zMUD is spelled wrong.' *** You say 'Gothos: I loaded her and aliased gecho to quit' Dierna says 'I think she tested it out yesterday and found out real quick.' You say 'oh really?' You say 'hahahahahaahahaha' Dierna says 'She had logged on for a period of about 2 minutes, and left without saying good-bye, which is *not* like her.' *** Gothos tells you 'An English teacher slash vocal percussionist? I just dont know.' You tell Gothos 'right, and programmer' Gothos tells you 'That too' Gothos tells you 'And when you're not doing that, you're a single mom, dairy farmer and deputy district attorney.' *** but it makes my inner heebie jeebies go HEEB HEEB! *** wow. that looks nice. (from space) dave: that is the view the orbital death lasers will have orbitaldeath.google.com "Feeling Lucky, Punk?" ehehehe google needs a button like that oh i am sorry i typoed let me correct orbitaldeath.google.MIL Paolo: why not go all the way? orbitaldeath.go. heh. c'mon, michael.. that's still partway orbitaldeath.google no 2-letter constraints for them. Heh. True. *** beatmatching is hard! let's go shopping! *** Lotex: so...Foxtail is not allowed to tell you all what just happened. DreamWeaver: OHhhhhhhhhhhhhkay Lotex: no, I'm seriuos. You say 'what just happened was rather amusing' Lotex: No seriously, it has nothing to do with us attempting to kick each other and one of us falling on the floor. *** Ziskin says to Kroz, 'What will I have to do to convince you of my apologetic mindset? ' Kroz sits down and thinks deeply. Kroz says to Ziskin, 'write me a haiku.' Ziskin says 'I am so sorry. Sorry that I dropped my link. Will you forgive me?' Kroz says 'Sorry, I will not/you hurt my feelings quite bad/keep on repeating' Ziskin says 'I cannot go on. Kroz just does not forgive me. I will go away... ' Ziskin: But remember this... I have tried my best for you. But it did nothing. Kroz: You say 'woohoo! I have won/Ziskin is now off skulking/Victory is mine!' Ziskin: You think you have won? You have devestated me! You are very cruel. Kroz: your words run hollow, dear/I refuse to listen now/try again later. You say 'you're one off' Ziskin: Maybe later then. When your ears have been opened. I will try again. Kroz says 'bah' You say 'the first line' Lotex: You both are silly/Quit these shenannigans, dorks/Else I shall stomp you! Kroz nods. Kroz: I'd like to see you/attempt to stomp me, Lotex/I will surely win! Lotex: Besides you screwed up/Kroz is a haiku failure/Don't even tempt me! Foxtail: Lotex is heavy/I would not advise stomping/Perhaps an anvil. Lotex: Watch your tone young lass/In kicking distance I am/Stand up first I will! Kroz: Don't any of you know/I always win in the end/Your attempt is sad. Ziskin says 'I wrote one haiku... it was about sleeping ducks. Lotex stepped on one.' Kroz says 'that's twisted, ziskin/why would he step on a duck/poor little donald' Ziskin says 'He didn't see it. The ducks were all on the ground. They looked like some rocks.' Lotex says 'I No step on duck!/English not my best subject/Me Tarzan, you Kroz' Ziskin says 'It was late at night. Washington's reflecting pool. They were all asleep.' Foxtail: :: Ziskin's mom just laughed/Imagined Lotex falling/Bet you think that's fun. Kroz says 'woo duelling haikus' Foxtail: Your blisters are bad/Probably bigger than mine/But I will go run Lotex says 'Missed the duck I did/They swam away fast quacking/Laugh at them we did.' Ziskin says to Lotex, 'Yoda you are not. No mastery of the force. And you're much taller.' Lotex says 'Haiku's fun they are/Make me talk silly they do/like Yoda I sound' Kroz says 'did the duck survive?/its encounter with your foot?/or was there pate?' Ziskin says to Lotex, 'Just because I'm good... You don't have to whine at me. I said Yoda first.' Lotex says 'made me break haiku/I no longer talk that way/I CAN stomp you, Matt!' Kroz waits for foxtail to say 'no kroz, it's duelling'. Lotex says 'see who talks longest/only the haiku format/it may be quite fun!' Kroz says 'I would partake in/this inane venture, really/but I must go now.' Lotex says 'She is busy now/Playing with Nicki right then/She is our small dog.' Foxtail: I chased the little dog/Through the living room, with toy/I am now too tired Lotex says 'She meaning Nicki/I didn't mean Foxtail there/Confused you might be.' Ziskin: You are a cheater. "Through the living room, with toy?" That's just bad english. Kroz says 'toodles guys, have fun/don't kill each other until I/return from dinner.' Lotex: I used that before/with prior Tarzan comment/Bad English is cool. Lotex says 'goodbye my friend Kroz/Enjoy your yummy dinner/Hope to see you soon.' Ziskin waves to Kroz. But alas he is too late. She has gone too soon. Foxtail: I speak Engrish now/As we count on our fingers/All your base- she's gone. Lotex: Hooray she is gone! We can all goof off at will! She should not have left! Lotex: Are we about done? I am quite sad they are gone. I think this is it. Lotex: Kroz and Ziskin left. Haikus are coming to end. This game has been fun. Lotex: What great history! I hope someone saves this day. Foxtail! Your quotes page! Lotex: This is the last one. No more poems on this day. Done talking to self. Lotex sighs. *** Gothos says 'I just got an email from a dating website I signed up to when I was bored a while back' Gothos says '"Hi there, I very much liked your profile. I'm like-minded, enjoy the theatre, music and good wine. Perhaps we should meet up some time? - David."' *** Gothos: A white goose's thrust scratches your head. Gothos: If only we had lunge. Foxtail: ummm... I vote no for thrust Foxtail: it sounds vaguely dirty. Gothos: This isn't a democracy! Gothos: If my goose wants to thrust, thrust he shall! A white goose gossips '*thrust*' *** Foxtail: hAHAHAH Foxtail: A leaky china teapot asks, 'One lump or two?' Gothos: finally, a voice for teapots everywhere! *** --> Log Gothos: force foxtail alias 'immt dude' stomp self *** Kroz: I kinda told hino Kroz: that marina was our new imp. Kroz: and that she was rank 6. Kroz: *halo* Foxtail: oh my goodness Kroz: and umm Marina: And he believed it... very seriously. Kroz: to 'prove' the point Kroz: I sort of advanced marina to rank 4 Kroz: lowered myself to rank 3 Kroz: and had her slay me *** Kroz: You say 'either foxtail is laughing herself silly' Kroz: You say 'or she's going to scream at us.' *** You say 'I still want a foxtail social' Stardeo builds until his fingers bleeds, and then goes AFK to become a ninja. Stardeo says 'That would be the foxtail social.' Foxtail romps all over Stardeo playfully! You say 'well' You say 'I guess Stardeo's is more accurate.' Stardeo says 'Yay!! Romped!' Stardeo nods. You say 'But I was thinking romping would be better' Stardeo is the root of all evil. *** at our house, we have two logical cats and one logical dog, which do +not necessarily map up to the two physical cats and one physical dog. that's why you need a pet table and a species lookaside buffer. *** Neimad gossips '*points at clock with weak hand*' Neimad gossips 'Back when we had sundials' Neimad gossips '*mumbles something about riding dinosaurs to school*' *** > yay > I broke it yay! ship it!~ *** byunhosa64: It was actually funny. He hit and run, but didn't bother to pick up his front bumper that was laying on the ground in front of my car, complete with licesnse plate *** You say 'yeah, you're right; I'd probably kill you in five months' Zump says 'months?' You say 'oh, but there was such a cutie' Zump says 'minutes :P' You say 'okay... days' *** I was at GDC talking to the guys in the Microsoft booth about Direct Play. I told them I was concerned about using it as the core networking library for our project since I didn't want to get locked into one platform. They said "Oh, don't worry its cross platform". I said "Really?". "Yeah it runs on 98 AND 2000". He was serious and he was also 95% right. *** you tell me i mean, i work here, i'm a brainwashed communist fascist zombie brb, i need to torture some child laborers *** Lucius says 'she looks so wholesome' Lucius says 'like she came right out of a church on her way to an abstinence pledge meeting' *** misselainechao: Thank you, Mr. Obvious macgeek02: just doing what I can :) misselainechao: I'm glad you're feeling helpful today macgeek02: BTW, it's *Captain* Obvious macgeek02: I got a promotion *** misselainechao: am I showing my alien roots again? macgeek02: yeah. But its ok. It makes it interesting. macgeek02: Where I'm from, "lucky" is having all your teeth. *** macgeek02: isn't it time for your meds? macgeek02: I'm sensing a little ADD here *** macgeek02: why walk when you can luge? *** Vulpine137: So...*sigh* Vulpine137: I'm going to be that old guy with the cats and the plush cthulus *** >> I tried whipping the hamsters harder, but they just can't spin the >> wheel >> any faster. > > Obvious solution - install more hamsters! Even more obvious solution: Put a female hamster in front of the wheel... Dave *** kitstav: I have cold toes macgeek02: are you wearing socks? macgeek02: heh. I almost said "sockets" *** kitstav: 4 years of martial arts: $600 kitstav: Sunglasses: $15 kitstav: Digital Camera: $250 kitstav: Taking a photo of yourself challenging the world: Priceless *** Lucius: well go get him! Lucius: and make him come back to california Lucius: then two days after he moves back dump him and grow horns like the rest of us *** macgeek02: apparently I should have studied dentistry macgeek02: ... the pain of going through med school, but without any of the glory... *** macgeek02: do I really look that young? kitstav: sitting down in front of Paul for storytime? kitstav: heck yeah kitstav: :P *** kitstav: I'm more of a liberal arts person than I thought I was kitstav: maybe I should pretend I have an IQ of 90 kitstav: and just go platinum blond kitstav: and just perpetuate the stereotype kitstav: oh right, can't use words like "perpetuate" *** Zump says 'okay, time me' Zump blinks at Dierna innocently. Dierna says 'GO!' Lucius wets himself. Lucius says 'i win!' Dierna laughs at Lucius. Lucius says 'my way is the best!' *** melissa: she told me to look on their site melissa: (which i find really confusing) melissa: user interface classes ruin your life *** macgeek02: cats are social macgeek02: at least when they need to be petted macgeek02: or fed *** kitstav: yeah, what were you going to do, launch an all out full frontal assault on a woman who's driving? kitstav: it's like... you don't have -that- much of a death wish *** Gothos tells you 'He's very pretty, but he looks like a physicist' *** Boredcast Message from soda!aspolito (ttyB5) at 19:22 ... damn I have been laying some serious room clearing farts all day I hope this stops by monday or else my coworkers are going to kill me *** anonymous: right anonymous: after all, we're adults anonymous: we can make adult decisions now anonymous: like, whether to make out to a G rated movie or a PG-13 rated movie *** You say 'isn't it so cute it's sickening?' Stardeo says 'it's like getting a rainbow sprinkle enema from pixie teddy bear.' Stardeo says 'from a pixie.' *** macgeek02: they seem to think that whole "lifetime commitment" is a special occasion or something *** Gothos: I could be metaphoring my mixes. *** James: Quite right James: My favourite things about ladies are smooth legs and wobbly bits. James: If there's no wobble, I'm not terribly interested *** James: Well, as a lady, you're not expected to be terribly exciting. You're just expected to laugh politely in the right places and add things like, "How droll!" or "Oh, Lord Alfred, you are a wheeze!" *** macgeek02: *sigh* macgeek02: I am a mere shadow of the man I used to be macgeek02: I now own a bed skirt *** no one plays nethack as root *** Foxtail: hahaha, I got a card from Gothos Kroz: he emailed me a picture of one since he doesn't have my mailing address Kroz: "Dear Fartbasket, Have a dull and uncelebratory Christmas. There's a good jew. James" Kroz: it was addressed to "Kroz T. Arsebags, C/O Celine Dion, Canada, eh" *** what to wear for not-a-holiday-but-don't-show-up-bland party I KNOW kimono with boots *** Tish: zero-g martial arts, that's a little out there echao: I know. Think of how you'd have to compensate! Tish: be quite funny I would think. Imagine a squat martial arts man furrowing his brow trying to do momentum and newton's 2nd law calculations in the middle of a fight *** Tish: *sigh* I need some romance, less burps and more kite flying *** echao: I woke up this morning and the first thing I IM'd him was "I was wrong. You were right." pvdh: wow pvdh: i'd never say that to my wife or she'd use it against me for 20 years pvdh: "remember that time you were wrong and i was right" pvdh: "you even admitted it" *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***