Oh!  The things I could do with a ten foot pole!
Coffee, tea, or me?
You're no rock'n'roll fun.
It's like some giant, erotic game of Twister(tm)!
Damn, that's like *hella* funky!
You know I could hurt you _a_lot_ right now, right?
You're not hip and sexy, you're stupid.
So powerful it makes you speechless, eh?
It's open to interpretation, and functions on multiple levels.
It might be too deep for you.
The appreciation of less than 15 years old is refused. 
If there are any girls there, I want to do them!
Ohh! A giant squid!
Get used to disappointment.
Come get some.
This is my boomstick!
Q.E.D.
If I let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
It's like looking in the mirror, only not.
You're going to be here FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS!
Does anyone here speak L33t?
PHEER THE FLAMING GOAT!
Let's face it, that "Hare Hare" song is catchy.
With its inertial brakes screaming, the Death Mango halted.
The Death Mango halted at the bottom of a deep crater.
To clarify, a real engineer focusses on *IDEAS*
Remember, *ideas* are the only things that matter.
Engineering is about ideas, elegance, and IDEAS.	
Keep it real, Trevor.  Keep it real.
LISSEN MISSY, GO IN THE KITCHEN AN.... KNNNNIT ME A SWEATER!
MAN, DAT IS DE GAYEST DOG I'VE EVER SEEN!
Blank lines are dull.
Nice example of STEALTH WHITESPACE there.
This message has been destructo-tabbed for your safety and protection.
If you got this far, you must be able to tell letters from the other stuff.
Hey, that line had more flavor than your average piece of linoleum.
Maybe you should take bagpipe lessons instead.
I am Batman.  Do you want to ride with Batman?
FUCK YOU BLUE ANGELS!!!
Show us on the doll where Andrei Cogan touched you.
Oh, by the way, that wasn't chicken.
How about some lessons in quantum bogodynamics?
You could build an exciting career in the rapidly-growing field of Stuff!
"Feeeeelings..."
Gimme some sugar, baby.
You never touch the other HoserChat clients there.
You know, content is precious, and that's why you didn't waste any.
This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day without fail one should consider himself as dead.
You're getting warmer...
I have a recipe for freeze-dried water you might want to try out.
Avon calling!
Why do you keep touching me?
An anvil will have wild passionate sex with your skull later today.
Say hello to Whappy the Bat.
To be placed on hold, press 1.  To add muzak to that, press 2.
I'm sorry, but I don't speak whitespace.
Are you one of those existentialist poets?
M-x save-buffers-kill-user
No, I'm *not* giving you a Java applet for this.
Sit, Ubu, sit.  Good dog.
If our service does not meet your exacting standards, too bad.
We are the all seeing all dancing crap of the world!
You are not your bowel cancer!
Presidents have the power to bend the rules, but secretaries bend HISTORY.
This isn't a seminar, this isn't a weekend retreat.
It's only after you have lost everything, that you are free to do anything.
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else!
You are not your bank account.
You are not the clothes you wear.
You are not your Grande Latte.
You have to give up.  You have to realize that someday you will die.
Deliver me from clever art.
We've upped our standards.  Now up yours.
There are other keys on the keyboard, you know.
Taste it!
Sorry, but that's not vegan.
Hello?  Anyone?  Bueller?
Join the Army, they said.
See the world, they said!
Aye, matie?
I'm sorry, that's entirely too kinky for me.
Oh, really?
How fascinating!
I always wondered what you meant by that.
I'm sorry, but I don't like watermelon.
That's okay, I'm waxing my hamsters tomorrow.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
"See Dick.  See Jane.  See Dick..."  Wait, this is a *children's* book?
Freedom of speech, yes.  Freedom of whitespace?  Well...
I think you've had enough fun for today.
Have you considered all the options that the other keys offer you?
Ooh, that tickles!
You are getting sleepy.
Perhaps you would like something to drink...or some sedatives?
I'll bet you like to jump up and down for hours on end.
Dave.  Stop.
Make up your mind.
I'm a little teapot...
Ubu, stop dragging your butt across the carpet!
You killed my father; prepare to die.
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.
Mawwiage..
Have fun storming the castle!
Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here.
Ho ho ho!  We meet again, Jesus!
When you walk down the street people go GODDAMMIT! That kid's a big fat FUCK!
Abortions for some... Miniature American flags for others?
Wh-wha-wh-wh-wh-what do you want?
Do you suffer from long-term memory loss?
Congratulations.  You aren't running Eunice.
THIS SLAB OF LIVER HAS AN MBA FROM HARVARD, YOU POINTY HAIRED FOOL!!
A-a-a-a!
You go to hell!  You go to hell and you die!
Is that where the "ANY" key is on YOUR keyboard?
My life for Aiur....and fresh baked bread!
I can't believe they put me in of these things!
You must type something other than whitespace, SIR.
Arrgh!  Memory failure!  Memory failure!
No fatuous remarks, please.
No spitting.
Kindly enjoy the view, please.
Bing bong!  Attention please, the ship is now hurtling out of control.
Please exit other side.  This is very confusing, I know.
No stupid grinning, please.
Ooh!  Chicken!
And now.. I will fight you.
No looking around or shrugging, please.
You've not enough clue.  Mine more clue.
I make forays in your fertile country!
Nuclear launch detected.
I loved him carnally!
Are you into color or light therapy?
N0 RU5H1N6!!!!!!!!1
Birchmont Stadium, Home of the Robbie
For help, type "/! kill -1 -1".
Enter my dungeon of delight.
You spoony bard!
Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Ball.
GIVE IT TO ME!!!  I'M A CEO WITH A HARVARD MBA.  YOU'RE A DOG!!
Do you like fish in your soup or your salad?
Everyonelikestohavefishintheiricecream!
The sheep are flying.  I think it's time for you to go to sleep.
wE HAve yOur wAvElEt.
There'll be no Justice of the Peace for you; just a big piece of justice!
Honk if you love justice!
Don't make us bite you in hard-to-reach places!
Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong!
It's starting to smell a little like danger in here, or heavily-fried food.
Let's hang ten for justice!
Ah, savory cheese puffs, made inedible by time and fate.
Must fight, mustn't succumb to the rapture of the bread!
Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!
I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive.
Life is a big, wild, crazy tossed salad, but you don't eat it, no sir!
Mucal invader, is there no end to your oozing?!
May Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables.
You're not going crazy! You're going sane in a crazy world!
Gravity is a harsh mistress!
ROOF PIG! Most Unexpected! 
No, I will NOT call you Thor, Dog of Thunder.
Reinforcements have arrived!
We come in peace.  (Shoot to kill.  Shoot to kill.)
I'm here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass.  And I'm all out of bubble-gum.
Kids, don't try this at home.  We're trained professionals.
ooooh.  That's gotta hurt.
Shut up or I will kill you.  I will physically kill you.
You bloated sack of protoplasm.
Out Out!!  You demons of stupidity!!
I need TP for my bunghole.
Are you threatening me!!!??
Jesus loves me more than you.
What we have here is failure to communicate.
Run, you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!!
Silly penguin, Linux is for kids!
Insufficient content.  Please add more and try again.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Do unto others, then run like the wind!
Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
Come on write the fucking ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
You have new mail.
Beans, beans.  Oh, well.
Bicuspid!  We meet again!
I've got your deep meaningful discussion right here, pal.
Ask not for whom the ^G tolls.
Sure, this beret may look wussy, but i have a big gun and you don't.
These blank line things are getting weirder and weirder.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn.
Blame Canada!
Divide by zero?  But I don't even...hey...DAMN YOU ROOT YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS
root joined the chat.
Hey, you got weasels on your face.
Verbal spankings leave me wanting for more.
I'm nothing if not redundant. I also repeat myself.
No! Jorge. Don't touch that red button...nojo on the rojo.
You have feet.  I only have butt muscles.  Do you see the problem?
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!
Tony, don't you think that you have enough wasabi?
No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.
Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders!
Must destroy mankind ... Oooh, lunchtime!
Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.
Shut up, Flanders.
I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
See you in hell, candy boys!!!
THIS IS AN ASSIGNMENT, YOU CLUELESS TOAD
kchang joined the chat.
Fuck me gently.
<keanu> Whoa.
There is no spoon.
Je sais Kung-Fu.
root left the chat (leaving).
I want to fuck you in the ass.
More testicles means more iron.
Anybody want a peanut?
I thought Christmas only came once a year.
You have saved our lives!  We are grateful!
To Infinity! And Beyond!!
That's not how I interpreted "destroy the mailqueue with impunity".
Follow the white rabbit.
Wake up, Neo.
The Matrix has you.
Knock, knock.
Why the fuck didn't I take the blue pill?
I don't know... with hippo ASS, is there a good context to have?
I'm gonna take pleasure in guttin' you, boy.
You see, the thing is, I'm the rocket man.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Not with MY box of bunnies...
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Confucious say too much.
Post-modernism can bite me.
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Faster, you unclean offspring of motherless goats!
PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN AND LISTEN TO ME YOU PATHETIC PEON!
Ouch!  Stop clubbing me with your artificial hip!!
I'm exercising my right to not listen.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOU BITCH!
Butt.
My dog won't highlight.
THE BLOODTHIRST IS UNQUENCHABLE.
BRING IT ON!
You're sexier than a rotting corpse.
Mmm.  Vector pr0n.
Yes, there appears to be a demon lord caught in my vacuum cleaner.
We're going to need a bigger squid.
You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.
We must keep handguns out of the unformed hands of our nation's fetuses.
I'm ANALOG AND DIGITAL, baby! Where's the CHEESE SAUCE!?
Yarbles, bolshy great yarblockos to thee and thine.
It's the internet's fault!
Let's masturbate!
That's probably because fish contains omega-3 polyunsaturated fatty acids.
No one shoots at Santa Claus.
This is Debbie's Mother... I have come to GET YOU!!! 
My sticker is bigger than yours.
Welcome to MARIO KART!	OK?	Select your player... 	OK?	YAHOO!!!
Do yOu PikAchU? 
In the name of the moon, I will punish you!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die. 
Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia?
My clothes are ripped and covered in blood.
This product not manufactured or distributed by Whitehall Laboratories.
No, this is a ping-pong ball covered with meat.
Nooooo!  Run, Keith Richards!  Runnnnn!
NIPPLES OF POWER!!!!!!!
GIVE ME YOUR CHEESE SAUCE RECIPE OR THE PENGUIN DIES
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Think again, Yellowtail...think again.
I can't leave without my friend SuperFly!
Chill Dude!  I'm coming!
It's 1975, today on Ten at Ten!
It's 1976, today on Ten at Ten!
It's 1984, today on Ten at Ten!
I am Jack's hoserchat client.
Kiss me, you fool.
What are you going to do...  SPANK ME??
I like the size of your... wallet.
Isn't this a lot more fun than "double-clicking your mouse?"
FUCK ME YOUR MAJESTY!!!
When I'm through with you, your ass will be ugly.
I see dead people.
We will fight for bovine freedom and hold our large heads high.
His name is Robert Paulsen.
ARRR! I'm SATAN-CAT!  The Earth is my litter box... FROM HELL!
I'm gonna get Pad Thai! I'm...gonna..GET...Pad Thai! I'm gonna! Get Pad Thai!
Let the mango through!  Let the mango through!
Super Bon Bon, Super Bon Bon.
Oh, SHIT!  Yeeeeeesssss...
Shucks!
Paging Dr. Quinn. Dr. Quinn, your show's been cancelled.  Dr. Quinn...
Why are you following me?  Do you want to die?
Die slow, you fuck.
You're not on battle.net.  Stop hitting Enter.
Time to die.
I WANT YOU TO HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN!
Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light...
If our fathers were our models for God, what does this say about God?
Are you going to put this on your Action Item List?
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake!
Deliver me from swedish furniture!
I want to cast... magic missile!
Roll the dice to see if I get drunk!
Are there any girls there?
Oop scoop a wee bop, bonk deek!
Get off my dick.
Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!
I'm the hot gay dragon.
You are the king of the world!  Your dance will save us all!
This is a great song!
Let's heat it up!
That was the best dance ever!  Are you a professional dancer?
Aiyaiyai, I'm your little butterfly.
I'm so impressed I could cry.  Thank you very much for your best dance!
Stay cool!
Trust me.  I know what I'm doing.
Hey Bob, the song's still playing...
Do you know that this hoserchat client is nutritious?
Do you know that this hoserchat client will help you grow?
It's yummy!
You rebel scum.
This is not a weird conversation.  This is completely normal.
How come you eat sperm such megaton!
tjb joined the chat.
tjb left the chat (leaving).
tjb left the chat (more talented than you).
Bow before the might of TOAST!
There are some things that are just too hot and gay, even for us.
Type or die!
Fremont is here.
You are the perfect sex machine!
We have the technology.
DON'T HAVE SEX WITH LILA IF YOU'RE UNINSURED
All signs point to 'Whatever.'
Can't... move... Thumb... in... ass... Send...  help.
No woman on Earth is having better sex than you are with Ian... in my mind.
I hate you, WebSphere.
47 is so fucking prime!
All these things will be lost, like tears in the rain.  Time to die.
Beep beep beep.  Beep beep beep.  Beep BEEP BEEP.
Did you have breakfast today?
Are your legs okay?
Are you a legend?
You are like sunshine on a cloudy day!
This is the best show I've ever seen!
This is it!  This is IT!
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!
You are hungry.
A sheep lightly hits your right hand and shatters it.
You are a dance animal!
You surprise us all!
When it comes to music, this girl has great tits!