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Bah! Who took my chalky chalk?
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Your Kung-Fu is weak.  Ours is Better!
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Let's order sushi and not pay.
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This is your brain.  Notice its small size.
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No more hanky panky!  The donger need food!
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BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I AM HE-MAN!!
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WOoha wooha!