There are two important ways of being in the world. A sexy kind of being, and a non-sexy kind of being. It is incumbent upon you and your loved ones to adhere to a sexy kind of being. Much like the sexiness inherent in this page. Let me give you an example. Gillian Anderson is sexy. Earplugs are not. Butt plugs are way sexy, especially the ones shaped like religious icons, and so are white rabbit candies. Endives are not. A five minute coca-cola break isn't sexy, but a five minute crack break is. These are some of the dichotomies you will not find in this web-site. what *will* you find? references to private jokes you won't get, quotes by people you don't know that aren't funny, stories i wrote that aren't good, pictures of coney island that suck, poems that don't rime, links that are slow... and yet, i assure you, it all makes sense. so sit back, hang-out, not too out (remember... if you can slap me with your penis, you are too close), snap open a refreshing jug of goat's milk, chow down on some pork rinds, don't reflect too hard on your cholesterol level, and remember that this website will forever be under construction.






la casa milvi is the place for me
la casa milvia where i am always free
go bears, die bears,
the spanish girls were sometimes crazy.



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I don't understand how to made a good website. the only one in my family with the design gene is our pet yack, and we don't even let him into the house. he does kick ass crop designs though. but you wanna see a cool webste? It's all about the chicks.