Attractiveness of Waitstaff

The Best & Worst of Attractiveness of Waitstaff The Full List Other Comments of Note

The Best and Worst of Attractiveness of Waitstaff

Remember, kids, the lower the ranking the better the Chevys, and the number in parenthesis is the number of people who have ranked it.

The Best Chevys	The Worst Chevys
1. Mountain View 1.2 (5) "Matt is a god among Chevys waiters" - Lila "Matt! Plus chesty blonde smiled at me twice" - Brendan "Best I've seen... and they know geometry/trig, too" - Mark "This handsome male surely did not fail" - Bryan	1. El Cerrito 4.0 (4) "One cutie amongst a ghastly crew" - Brendan
2. (tie) Folsom 1.5 (2) "Johnny was pretty hot" - Brendan "Johnny chip boy cute but like his chips - a greaser" - Kathy	2. (tie) Pleasant Hill 3.75 (4) "Yikes" - Brendan
2. (tie) Richmond 1.5 (4) "A Katie!" - Kathy "No Katie but wouldn't kick her out of Chevys" - Mark	2. (tie) Stan Leandro 3.75 (4) "Manager... former Computer Science major? No chicks!!!" - Mark "Manager - horrendous. Waiter - not bad for Chevys staff" - Lila [Note: this was the first ever `horrendous manager' of many to come.]
4. Vallejo 1.6 (5) "Mmm... Lisa" - Brendan "Lisa was pretty tasty" - Lila "Lisa, Lisa, Lisa... Wowie Zowie!" - Mark	4. (tie) Burbank 3.5 (2) "Robert the only respite in a sea of ugliness" - Kathy
5. San Diego - Mission Valley 1.67 (3) "Hubba hubba" - Greg K. "`Brian' was a hottie" - Kathy [Note: we didn't know his name, but we decided that he looked like a `Brian.']	4. (tie) Fairfield 3.5 (2) "Not so good" - Brendan "Manager not horrendous (if Jewish a plus), cute table cleaning guy; the rest were a little scary" - Kathy

Honorable Mentions (Non-Chevys & Chevys only rated by one person)

The Best Chevys	The Worst Chevys
Sacramento - Howe 1.0 (1) "Impressive for Chevys. Manager huge but not horrendous" - Brendan	Kathy's Anus 4.33 (3) "OK... never saw any faces though" - Lila
Magic Garlic 1.25 (4) "Jewel * wasn't playing any `Foolish Games' with regards to her hotness" - Kathy "She can save my soul anytime, baby" - Lila "She was hot. I wondered what if" - Bryan	Kathy and Mark's Apartment 4.0 (1) "Andrew ** is pretty cute" - Brendan
	Khayyam's 3.75 (4) "I'll take my chances here in the U.S., thanks" - Mark "Just water for me, Saheeb" - Brendan
	Arlington, Virginia 3.5 (1) "Not bad but not great" - Kathy

*The waitress at Magic Garlic could have been Jewel's twin.
**Andrew is our roommate.

The Full List

Sacramento - Howe	1.0	(1)
1. Mountain View	1.2	(5)
Magic Garlic	1.25	(4)
2. (tie) Folsom	1.5	(2)
2. (tie) Richmond	1.5	(4)
4. Vallejo	1.6	(5)
5. San Diego - Mission Valley	1.67	(3)
6. (tie) Auburn	1.75	(2)
6. (tie) Greenbrae	1.75	(4)
6. (tie) Santa Rosa	1.75	(2)
Del Mar	2.0	(1)
9. (tie) Gilroy	2.0	(4)
9. (tie) Ontario	2.0	(4)
9. (tie) Sacramento - South Sacramento	2.0	(2)
9. (tie) San Diego - Carmel Mountain	2.0	(3)
9. (tie) South Lake Tahoe	2.0	(2)
Union City	2.0	(1)
14. (tie) South Stan Francisco	2.25	(4)
14. (tie) Warwick, Rhode Island	2.25	(2)
16. Redwood City	2.33	(4)
17. (tie) Annapolis, Maryland	2.5	(2)
17. (tie) Dixon	2.5	(2)
17. (tie) Encino	2.5	(4)
17. (tie) Gold River	2.5	(2)
17. (tie) Greenbelt, Maryland	2.5	(2)
17. (tie) La Mesa	2.5	(2)
17. (tie) Laguna Niguel	2.5	(2)
17. (tie) Sacramento - Garden Highway	2.5	(2)
17. (tie) Stan Jose - Almaden	2.5	(2)
26. Sunnyvale	2.83	(3)
27. (tie) Alameda	3.0	(4)
27. (tie) Irvine	3.0	(3)
27. (tie) Pleasanton	3.0	(4)
27. (tie) Roseville	3.0	(2)
27. (tie) Stan Ramon	3.0	(4)
Stan Francisco - Van Ness	3.0	(1)
32. (tie) Stan Francisco - Embarcadero	3.13	(8)
32. (tie) Saugus, Massachusetts	3.13	(4)
34. Stan Francisco - Stonestown	3.25	(4)
35. Newark	3.4	(5)
Warwick, Rhode Island Chili's	3.4	(5)
36. (tie) Burbank	3.5	(2)
36. (tie) Fairfield	3.5	(2)
Arlington, Virginia	3.5	(1)
Khayyam's	3.5	(4)
38. (tie) Pleasanton	3.75	(4)
38. (tie) Stan Leandro	3.75	(4)
40. El Cerrito	4.0	(4)
Kathy & Mark's Apartment	4.0	(1)
Kathy's Anus	4.33	(3)

Other comments of note

Alameda: "Not much to look at, save for the porn star dude" - Brendan
                 "Not many hotties spotted. Mr. El Machino seemed to think he was ALL THAT!" - Kathy
                 "Leopard girl!" - Lila
                 "Grody/groady" - Karl
                 "Improved after free stuff" - Michelle F.
                 "A little on the gordo side" - Evil Bob Smith (Brendan's dad)
                 "I resent this category" - Lucia (Brendan's mom)

Annapolis, Maryland: "Women fairly attractive. Best looking manager ever." - Kathy
"OK - does manager groom?" - Mark

Auburn: "(Patrons are) ho-y beauty pageant contestants" - Kathy

Dixon: "Frat boy Chev" - Brendan
"Cool `Pacey-like' guy asked about road trip. Lots of guys" - Kathy

Encino: "Nobody too heinous, and... Rolando..." - Brendan
"Rolando wasn't bad. Scary braided guy" - Lila
"Rico Suave was pretty hot, but the rest left an aftertaste like Newark's salsa" - Kathy

Gilroy: "`She looks like she could be a Springer guest'" - Kathy

Gold River: "The cast of Melrose at Chevys?" - Brendan
"Nick! Attractive Taylor! (well... she's a patron); Kristin pretty but Katie/Herve Villechaize combo scares me"
- Kathy

Greenbelt, Maryland: "Free stuff = pretty" - Mark

Greenbrae: "Snatch-city!" - Mark

Irvine: "Won't rate men" - Michael (Kathy's brother)

Laguna Niguel: "He was no`Rigo Suave,' but others made up for him" - Brendan

Newark: "Robyn & supernatural butt woman cancel each other out" - Brendan
"Can do better than chick with helium ass & manager" - Kathy

Ontario: "High female to male ratio with some near-babes" - Brendan
"Pretty cute. A couple of salters" - Lila
"Wow, it's Jurassic Chevys women. Some hot, some not, but plenty of snatch to go around" - Mark

Redwood City: "JESUS!" - Brendan
"The Son of God could have been more attractive" - Kathy
"Who are we to judge the Lord?" - Mark

Sacramento - Garden Highway: "Geri was always the hottest Spice Girl" - Brendan
"Ginger Spice (Chevys Spice?) is our hostess, my ex-boyfriend Sean brings the food" - Kathy

Sacramento - South Sacramento: "Bad waitstaff, cute manager?!" - Brendan
"Manager least horrendous of all Chevys managers but is 20?!" - Kathy

San Diego - Carmel Mountain: "After many dinners at El Cerrito I'd forgotten what attractive people looked like" - Kathy

Stan Francisco - Embarcadero: "No chicks! But for Chevys, sometimes that's a plus" - Mark
                                                     "Need more babes like on Dawson's Creek" - Ja$on
                                                     "NO COMMENT - I'll comment `Bob Dole'" - Karin/Steven
                                                     "Not if she was the last on Earth... - Nick

Stan Francisco - Stonestown: "2 cute female staffes balanced out by GERARDO the blond Hispanic Fabio chip man" - Brendan

Stan Jose - Almaden: "Many cute females and smooth pseudo German `Bret'" - Brendan
"Ms. Pac Man" - Bryan

South Lake Tahoe: "`Michelle of the white eyeliner'" - Kathy

South Stan Francisco: "Almost decent-looking waitress/2 muscle dudes arm-wrestling" - Brendan

Stunnyvale: "Bizarre singing waiter in bar was kind of cute although he scares me" - Kathy

Warwick, Rhode Island Chilis: "Looks like he's trying to be cool failed miserably" - Michael (Kathy's brother)
"He looked like a Guido with a huge space between his teeth" - Shannon
"Didn't want to do him. Isn't he in N' Sync?" - Kathy

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