Rating Sheet



We rate each Chevys on the basis of many, many categories as listed below (on a scale of 1 to 5):

Salsa quality
Chip quality
Chips & salsa refilling
Beverage quality
Beverage refilling
Beans quality
Rice quality
Guacamole quality
Entree quality
Tortilla quality and presentation
Impressiveness of El Machino

Darth Vader is a big fan of El Machino.

Bathroom non-nastiness
Menu non-sliminess
Service
Attractiveness of wait staff

Let's just say the workers at El Cerrito were legendary but not for their service.

Location (with regards to outside and site; view)
Layout
Architecture
Interior decoration
Safety
Balloon making
Speed of being seated
Beans staying put and not spilling out onto entrees
Specials (availability of non-catfish/salmon entrees)
Happy birthday enthusiasm & singing ability
Kathy voracity/velocity

* Kathy voracity/velocity is how fast and how much food Kathy eats.

Notorious B.I.G.ness

Notorious B.I.G.ness is being able to picture B.I.G. eating at that Chevys.

Yes or No Questions:

Business card drawing?
Pager?
Cactus Chip?
Beanspoon?
Tortilla coffin?
Did Mark's guacamole & sour cream not come ON TOP of the lettuce?

* Despite Mark's persistant efforts to the contrary, his fajita lettuce almost always is served with these dreaded contiments on top.