the lights are on
but nobody's home
this page has existed since 1994 (October 12, to be exact)
it was a simpler time before blogs and social networking (and
stylesheets, even)
it hasn't changed much since then and was last updated in 2002
pictures of
me
a picture of my
boyfriend
pictures of my
friends
C. Everett Koop!
the
mentos FAQ
Are You Dead?
How to eat muffins
the
Brick Testament
Vendetta: A Christmas Story
how to make an impact on a man
some
redhead celebrities i like
my list of
funny song titles
my favorite ASCII art
if you like M&M's...
two very important USENET articles that mention yours truly
useful phrases for a European tour by the godlike
John Linnell