lila's home page
the lights are on
but nobody's home

since 1994 (October 12, to be exact)


"I think it's fair to say that I've pretty much given up on the human race."


pictures of me

a picture of my boyfriend

pictures of my friends

C. Everett Koop!
the mentos FAQ

Are You Dead?
How to eat muffins
the Brick Testament

Vendetta: A Christmas Story
how to make an impact on a man
some redhead celebrities i like

my list of funny song titles

my favorite ASCII art
if you like M&M's...
two very important USENET articles that mention yours truly
useful phrases for a European tour by the godlike John Linnell

more stuff:

  • people I like
  • music I like
  • movies I like
  • the onion, one of the only websites that are consistently hilarious
  • eric conveys an emotion
  • the Hal Hartley home page
  • the Simpsons archive
  • mystery science theatre 3000 home page
  • space ghost coast to coast!
  • BRAD: the game
  • a purity test mecca
  • my favorite restaurant ever
  • The Wonderful World of Garden Hose Safety
  • The official Ninja Webpage