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       |__________|                                  /     \_/         |
      /           /\       MILK & CHEESE            |                 ||
     /           /  \                               |                 ||
    /___________/___/|        WE ARE:              |    ###\  /###   | |
    |          |     |                             |     0  \/  0    | |
    |  ==\ /== |     | <--"A carton of hate"      /|                 | |
    |   O   O  | \ \ |                           / |        <        |\ \
    |     <    |  \ \|          &               | /|                 | | |
   /|          |   \ \                          | |     \_______/   |  | |
  / |  \_____/ |   / /    "A wedge of spite"--> | |                 | / /
 / /|          |  / /|                          /||                 /|||
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        | |    | |       -----------------------        ***    ***
       <__/    \__>     "dairy products gone bad"      /___\  /___\