Keep in mind that everything you see here is woefully out of date. I've only recently gotten enough of a quota to start modifying things again. To sum up the multitude changes: I have a job programming at LucasArts, I have graduated, I now live in Marin County, and I am a lonely bachelor. More details later as time allows. (Incidentally, if you got here from the Studs of the Web page... Surprise! I'm not gay.) 8/12/96

Welcome to the Cube of Despair!

Guess what? It's under construction, big shocker.

Turn off link underlining, dammit.

There's not much here about me in particular yet, sorry, so unless you want to look at some of my schoolwork, a graphics project I worked on last year, or my resume, you'll just have to content yourself with looking at my hotlist-esque page of stuff that I found and thought was cool enough to keep.

If you're trying to find me, you could try fingering me at the CSUA, or you might try looking at my appointment book with the Tk application Ical. This also shows my class schedule.

There's more to come

and this will all be changing soon. You can even watch my Sam and Max and yo-yo pages as they are built! Right now I'm just trying to spew out info to be arranged later. What the hell are you doing looking at the secret test version of my page anyway? You should be ashamed. Go back to the public version.

If you want to know just the facts about me, that's fine, but you might also want to know some other things, for example:

I'm the King of the Geeks

otherwise known as the President of the Computer Science Undergraduate Association here at UC Berkeley. The CSUA is an organization for people who are interested in computer science, not just CS students. It's just about 25 years old now. It has always been primarily a social organization. I'm hoping that as the head honcho I can expand that role. I bet you'd like to know all about all of the unpopular decisions I have made.

I'm a really busy person

and this often gets me into trouble. I usually get involved in too many things at once. For example, this summer I have all of this to do:

How many of you can claim to be here? Huh? Huh? I didn't think so.

By the way, I keep a local copy of W3 Search Engines in case anyone can't find something they want in Yahoo... But you should really be using Inktomi if you're cool.

Holy mother of God in a sidecar with a stack of flapjacks and chocolate jimmies! It's an access count, whee! This has gone way up since I let Bill Williams use my images for his Sam and Max page.

Oooh, even a pretty counter:

Now serving:

One cool mo' fo'.

Last modified: Fri Dec 15 11:03:16 PST 1995
Bret Mogilefsky / CSUA / bretm@po.eecs.berkeley.edu