Disclaimer Before you enter my vault of funnies, I wanted to let everyone know that the jokes supplied within may be racist, sexist, crude, offensive, etc. etc.

Please take note that the views contained within each joke is most probably not my own. The joke is there only because I think it is funny. Please do not be offended by anything here, because:

1) It is only a joke.

2) It is just a joke.

3) It is COMPLETELY, ENTIRELY, and UNEQUIVECABLY ONLY a joke.


Idiot letter of the month:
Is this your policy of supporting racism and hate?

Though this person has written some disclaimers, the intent of this site
is clearly view as as an attempt to promote racist propoganda.

We are creating a link to this site on our watch list of racist, hate
mongers, and white supremist. If you don't wish to be associated with
this type of activity, please indicate to the person with that web site
that you wish for you link to be removed.

Sincerely,

J.Robbins
Santa Cruz Action Network

The very idea that I would be mentioned in the same sentance as a hate monger, white supremist or involved with any of these activities, is a statement that could come only from the lips (or fingers as this case may be) from a narrow minded idiot. (Santa Cruz... What more could you expect from there? They've got a Bannana Slug as their school mascot, and perhaps a bannana slug for a brain. You watch... I'm going to get a letter from the Santa Cruz Bannana Slug Image Protection Agency who would condemn me for a slug hater because I would imply that bannana slugs are stupid.)

As a friend has told me, these idiots take the seriousness of hate mongers, and white supremists away from them and put it on everyone who has a brain enough to tell a joke from a true problem.

These are the same simpletons who would take Huckleberry Finn out of highschool because it contains the word "nigger." These are the people that don't realize that Huckleberry Finn is about the ugliness of slavery, and the humanity of blacks.

Which is not to say that I'm trying to promote social conciousness in my joke file.

I didn't write these jokes... I simply think they're funny. Mr Robbins, from Santa Cruz... Open your God-damned eyes. This disclaimer is for idiots like you who can't see that these jokes have nothing to do with reality. READ THE DISCLAIMER!

One last note before I let you in. For some astounding reason, I still get email from people who refuse to acknowledge this disclaimer.
Now I ask you... If you are offended by racist, sexist, or any kind of material that is not meant seriously
GO AWAY!

If you find these kinds of things offensive, PLEASE CLICK HERE.
Otherwise