I was walking home from the store
I had some guppies in my hand
I was minding my own business
When I saw a group of guys
They were hassling a woman
I put my guppies down
And I started to walk over
I said "What's going on here?"
And one of the guys said "It's the guppening"

I don't know what that means
But it doesn't sound good
The woman was scared
And I was getting mad
I said "Leave her alone!"
And one of the guys said "It's the guppening"

I don't know what that means
But it doesn't sound good
I tried to reason with them
But they weren't having it
They started to walk away
And one of the guys said "It's the guppening"

I don't know what that means
But it doesn't sound good
I picked up my guppies
And I went home
I was shaken up
And I didn't know what to do
I called the police
And they said "It's the guppening"

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